I was three drinks into the night in Guangzhou when a man at the bar asked if I wanted to see something. Twenty minutes later I was in the back of a van with six strangers, a karaoke machine and a live chicken. Nobody spoke English. The chicken seemed to know exactly where we were going.
The Boring stuff
TAKE CARE OF YOUR GEAR
KEEP IT COLD — WASH COLD
TURN IT INSIDE OUT — PROTECT THE PRINT
TAKE IT EASY — GENTLE CYCLE
KEEP IT CLEAN — MILD DETERGENT
NO CHEMICAL WARFARE — DO NOT BLEACH
LET IT BREATHE — AIR DRY
EASY ON THE HEAT — LOW HEAT ONLY
Shipping information
We offer free shipping on orders above $130, and delivery times vary from 7-21 Days depending on your country, some pigeons are slower than others. if you have a problem with this feel free to use our contact page to let us know, we probably wont answer though.
If your order meets the requirements of our Returns & Refunds Policy, you can request a return or exchange. We offer a 14-Day return window after the products have been delivered.
How do I know which size to order?
We've put the measurements in the size guide so you don't have to guess. Compare them with a shirt you already own and save yourself from the classic “surely this will fit” situation.
What happens if I change my mind after ordering?
If you change your mind, that's fine. Check our returns policy to see whether your order qualifies for a return or exchange. We'd rather sort it out than have you staring at the shirt in your wardrobe for the next five years.
Can i wear this on a big night out?
yes we encourage this and if you manage to get any photos wearing your garments on that big night out be sure to send us the photos, and we may feature you on a post.
Why is this garment called what it's called?
There is a story behind it, and yes every story is completely factual.
