A VAGUE NIGHT - MACAU

A VAGUE NIGHT - MACAU

White / S
$72.95 AUD
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A VAGUE NIGHT - MACAU

A VAGUE NIGHT - MACAU

$72.95 AUD
VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!

I woke up in Macau with a woman's phone in my pocket, a hotel key I didn't recognise and a receipt for 37 oysters.
I don't eat oysters.
The phone had 14 missed calls from the same number.
I called it back.
A man answered.
“Where are you?”
“Macau.”
There was a long silence.
“Who the f**K is this, are you sleeping with my wife.”
I hung up and threw the phone out the window.

The Boring stuff
TAKE CARE OF YOUR GEAR
KEEP IT COLD — WASH COLD
TURN IT INSIDE OUT — PROTECT THE PRINT
TAKE IT EASY — GENTLE CYCLE
KEEP IT CLEAN — MILD DETERGENT
NO CHEMICAL WARFARE — DO NOT BLEACH
LET IT BREATHE — AIR DRY
EASY ON THE HEAT — LOW HEAT ONLY
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Can I wear this to a wedding?

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Why is this garment called what it's called?

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